Bing's AI gets sloppy, Mercedes races to thick margins, and wealthy folks snap up Birkins. π₯
Adani baba's cash crunch bit hard, Nestle sales underwhelmed markets, and Renault got wary of the EV market. π₯
Roombas get investigated by the cops, Elon Musk goes CEO-hunting, and Salesforce says sorry. π₯
America's dark side shines bright, Tiger Global roars again in India, and Coca Cola has a profit party. π₯
Adani braces for a bumpy future, Goldman Sachs says sorry, and Ineos splashes cash on a petrochem plant. π₯
Amazon splashes cash into India, Adidas feels the heat, and America shoots down another balloon. π₯
Disney dreams about profitability, Credit Suisse bleeds billions, and America discovers some Chinese trickery. π₯
Google sheds billions over AI concerns, Adani faces a hefty margin call, and Credit Suisse execs hit gold. π₯
SoftBank bleeds billions, Adani gets in a debt race, and Iran gets ghosts on water. π₯
Tech job misery continues, Adani slaps the chequebook around, and millions get spent on replacing software devs. π₯
America gets at China's throat, Goldman reckons that oil is gonna moon, and Egypt finds a new unicorn. π₯
Google takes a bite of the AI pie, BMW moves battery plants to Mexico, and Europe dishes out price caps. π₯