UK government drifts 180 degrees, Turkish inflation spikes again, and TikTok prints cold, hard European cash. 🔥
NATO tries bossing Russia around, Credit Suisse balances on a knife's edge, and investors say bye-bye to emerging markets. 🔥
British trains get derailed, European inflation is red-hot, and Japan splashes lots of cash. 🔥
UK loses all investor confidence, Germany splashes $200 billion, and Facebook freezes hiring. 🔥
UK turns the money printers on, Russian hackers get cracking, and US gets sweeped by a hurricane. 🔥
Europe faces a gas leak, investors race to grab Porsche shares, and Revolut gets go-ahead to sell crypto. 🔥
British banks close off new mortgages, Apple rushes to India, and UAE shakes hands with Germany. 🔥
US takes Putin on the face, investors get panicky, and India's 2nd richest guy gets on the ecom craze. 🔥
UK axes taxes, Denmark delves into dirty energy, and D-Street turns negative for the year. 🔥
Fed goes hiking, Russia mobilizes an army, and UK cuts energy prices. 🔥
BofE hikes by 50 bips, Japan's Central Bank steps in the ring, and SoftBank writes off another loss. 🔥
The King of SPACs says bye-bye, Ford falls through the floor, and Adani levers up again. 🔥
