Bing's AI gets sloppy, Mercedes races to thick margins, and wealthy folks snap up Birkins. ๐ฅ
Adani baba's cash crunch bit hard, Nestle sales underwhelmed markets, and Renault got wary of the EV market. ๐ฅ
Roombas get investigated by the cops, Elon Musk goes CEO-hunting, and Salesforce says sorry. ๐ฅ
America's dark side shines bright, Tiger Global roars again in India, and Coca Cola has a profit party. ๐ฅ
Adani braces for a bumpy future, Goldman Sachs says sorry, and Ineos splashes cash on a petrochem plant. ๐ฅ
Amazon splashes cash into India, Adidas feels the heat, and America shoots down another balloon. ๐ฅ
Disney dreams about profitability, Credit Suisse bleeds billions, and America discovers some Chinese trickery. ๐ฅ
Google sheds billions over AI concerns, Adani faces a hefty margin call, and Credit Suisse execs hit gold. ๐ฅ
SoftBank bleeds billions, Adani gets in a debt race, and Iran gets ghosts on water. ๐ฅ
Tech job misery continues, Adani slaps the chequebook around, and millions get spent on replacing software devs. ๐ฅ
America gets at China's throat, Goldman reckons that oil is gonna moon, and Egypt finds a new unicorn. ๐ฅ
Google takes a bite of the AI pie, BMW moves battery plants to Mexico, and Europe dishes out price caps. ๐ฅ