Amazon takes a hit, crypto's cash cows wind down, and Apple takes a one-way trip to India. 🔥
Adani flexes his muscles, Tesla chops prices, and China loads their guns up. 🔥
Abu Dhabi supercharges it's AI, Adani's power plants go under the lens, and Credit Suisse's OGs say bye-bye. 🔥
a16z goes ham on AI, EVs fry their investors' minds, and crypto tycoons go bust. 🔥
Blackstone defaults, Binance bombs, and Adani looks for fresh funding. 🔥
Tesla makes moves to Mexico, Goldman says bye-bye to the little guy, and India's growth guns slow a bit. 🔥
Turkey takes big hits, Abu Dhabi pays up, and Tesla pauses their AI plans. 🔥
Insta's co-founder builds a TikTok for text, Adani baba sees a lot of red, and Shein's dark side shines. 🔥
World Bank gets an Indian head, SBF gets sweaty, and Europe's bank looks set for a boom. 🔥
Consultants face the axe, Silicon Valley sees wafer-thin margins, and Coinbase fire fizzles out. 🔥
Russia flexes it's muscles, Walmart gets anxious, and China loses it's grip. 🔥
Goldman Sachs got somber, TikTok jazzed it's creators' pockets, and Adani baba hit the brakes harder. 🔥
